After no dates.......

[EFCLee1]

After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang. He says "harro! take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"she does,"ok craw reery reery fast back" As she did Dr Chang shook his head."Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "God whats Ed Zachary disease" Dr says "its when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse

 

[libby lou lou]

, just gonna slag you for being a scouser, ok, took me three times to read it.