Agony Aunt question

hermes · 5 Apr 2006

johnny_t said:
spice said:

It will soon wear off ...:

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Think that's what he's worried about.......

hermes · 5 Apr 2006

B.O.B DOLE said:
what you need to do is give her my picture

I don't think he wants to put the poor girl off for life, bob.

Richardp · 5 Apr 2006

I had one of them once

in fact she's still outside the house hiding in the bush's even tho the police have told her to keep away from me.thats how it all starts just make sure you know that she's the one for ever.

poor bloke

empip · 5 Apr 2006

And when you are not around ......... "Milko ! Gold or silver? love"

keyplayer · 5 Apr 2006

Take the stopper out and put her back in the wardrobe.

JohnD · 5 Apr 2006

I think I should explain, for the avoidance of doubt, that this was a humorous post and not intended to be taken seriously.

Some interesting responses, though

Gary_M · 6 Apr 2006

Lock your rabbit hutch securely !!!

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Richardp · 6 Apr 2006

JohnD said:
I think I should explain, for the avoidance of doubt, that this was a humorous post and not intended to be taken seriously.

Some interesting responses, though

who told you it was humorous

Brightness · 6 Apr 2006

Gary_M said:
Lock your rabbit hutch securely !!!

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Do you think I could get a padlock small enough to fit it then, Gary? http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=3400&QSI=95f8cb48-8de1-49b8-9636-82cab23b0da8

punchjoshua · 6 Apr 2006

get married that wii put an end to your s _ _ x life

toffee · 7 Apr 2006

brightness!!!!!!!

On general DIY I asked for tips on my rabbit hutch!!

Ha ha ha... wonder if I should try again asking for tips on a rampant rabbit hutch!!!!!!!!!!!!

markie · 7 Apr 2006

Toff

Have you got a rabbit, ? ( rampant )

toffee · 7 Apr 2006

no because I once went to an Ann Summers party and I was too embarrassed to buy one.

Silly of me really.

It was very funny because the rep set a load of them off at once on the floor and they were vibrating all over the place.

markie · 7 Apr 2006

I bet the place was flooded,

Moz · 7 Apr 2006

JohnD
methinks you protest to much ..lol

an from waggling an arm about for years to getting that "Glass"back working has stubbed you hasnt it old fella ..lol ?

many ladies in their prime are very very horny in the morning ...

moz tips for late dating ..

she loves sex ... an is open an forfilling /LOVING /CARING , tick

she is a good cook , or can cook ok ......even boil an egg ,tick

she is not a dirty mare around the house will tidy /clean (not as scivvy ),
tick

you can go out as a couple one night in pub ,be comfortable an still people watch an have a craic /joke at them ..an still look her in the eyes an want her later ,
tick

as you lie in her arms at night as she may waffle on , do you feel loved ..tick

shes a top babe ..............

til she gets advice on another gals site saying your a bad sh*g ..leave him ..lol

Agony Aunt question

Moz