Almost The Perfect Fry-up

[ColJack]

no, nothing, you grill it all and the only fat then is the fat that's in it already..

though someone told me that grilled fried bread is called toast?

as for mushrooms, the plain old standard issue white mushrooms are very bland.. try chetnut mushrooms... much nicer...

 

[tim west]

I've wondered in the past where mushrooms get their distinctive flavour from, is it from the manure they are grown in?

 

[ColJack]

wild mushrooms are much tastier, and they aren't grown in manure, usually rotting leaves or a bead tree etc..

the colours are much nicer too..

 

[Johnmelad502]

Its an insult to the Great British Breakfast to cook it in an Italian oil.

But you might have more chance of making it to your mid-sixties if you did.

Lard or nothing.

What "nothing" as in nothing registering on the cardiogram?

Gawd Chain, these days I eat it once a year at Christmas (as previously stated). The thread is a fun thread and not meant to be taken so seriously.

 

[Blasphemous]

Calm down dears! It's just a coronary!

 

[Johnmelad502]

Calm down dears! It's just a coronary!

I wish that Pratt would Duck off...

 

[Blasphemous]

Does he 'wind you up'?

 

[Johnmelad502]

Does he 'wind you up'?

 

[chainsaw_masochist]

The thread is a fun thread and not meant to be taken so seriously.

Well I am very sorry, but I am suffering from post-holiday blues syndrome (well I don't know if it is a syndrome, actually) and thought amongst all the fun and merriment it was time to inject a little manic depression into the forum. Clearly not appreciated.

Gawd Chain, these days I eat it once a year at Christmas (as previously stated).

Just as long asd you're making an effort to cut down.

Quite like the idea of Soggy's use of thyne, though I'd steer clear of the salt. The Colonel's right about those ubiquitous little button mushrooms - utterly tedious. Portabella are excellent, as are porcini. And who can honestly say they don't fancy a nice ****ttake?

 

[Linda59]

Lard?

hubby already calls me a lard ass,

 

[gassafeman]

Potato scones?

 

[holmslaw]

2 fried bread ( dipped one side and toasted on dipped side up only.. trust me.. )

I was highly sceptical about this as it sounds horrible. Tried it the other day, probably the best fried I've ever had (except for me mum's of course), thanks coljack.

 

[JohnD]

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[securespark]

Do you call an ambulance before or after eating that?


Now, seriously, never mind the food, did you see how the guy was holding his K & F?

How many of you hold them like that & how many the other way around?

And can you say whether you are left or right-handed too!

 

[Johnmelad502]

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Looks good enough to eat