An American's view

[Dextraneous]

Gaz. You're fired

 

[EFLImpudence]

Mind you, this thread reminds me of the story of how Noah's family and helpers were complaining about the amount of excrement that had been building up on the ark. Noah thought about it and told them to shovel it all overboard, which they duly did. And there it remained until Columbus discovered it in 1492...

I suspect that is a modern p.c. version.

 

[Brigadier]

The things you see when you don't have your harpoon

 

[misterhelpful]

That picture reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer puts on even more weight. He puts on a pair of underpants which immediately disappear up his nether regions, so he puts on another pair, etc., etc.

'Oh, I hope they're going somewhere good!'

 

[longdogs]

When they go to the loo, how do they wipe??? Arms clearly can't be long enough

Gaz

That would be nice occasionally after a severe case of swamp-ass.

 

[longdogs]

I have indeed witnessed these Mega-Lards in America. They have to use the scooters, not because they are disabled but because they just can't walk and yes, they do have their trays of chips and donuts bolted on the front.

 

[Dextraneous]

Somewhere along the line, a misguided parent will have abused their offspring by agreeing to shovel food down there.