I'm about to see if this little ditty makes it past the mods:
Every word is sacred,
Every word is great,
If a word is wasted,
Mods get quite irate.
No one wants to gag us,
There's no party line;
Nothing weird or bogus,
Everything is fine.
Let the journos mock us!
We have every right,
To defend our choices
And express delight!
And no words are wasted,
Answering the throng,
It's all cut and pasted,
Saying they are wrong.
Every word is sacred,
Every word is great,
Not a word is wasted,
On Alesha-gate!