whats white and glides across the floor?
I'm about to see if this little ditty makes it past the mods:
Every word is sacred,
Every word is great,
If a word is wasted,
Mods get quite irate.
No one wants to gag us,
There's no party line;
Nothing weird or bogus,
Everything is fine.
Let the journos mock us!
We have every right,
To defend our choices
And express delight!
And no words are wasted,
Answering the throng,
It's all cut and pasted,
Saying they are wrong.
Every word is sacred,
Every word is great,
Not a word is wasted,
On Alesha-gate!
I've added it to Dex's "The BBC Is Right" thread, but white lady keeps getting p****d off with me. I don't think she realises it's a joke. Some people just have no appreciation for sarcasm and satire! lol
Oh, to answer your question, it took about two minutes. Just sort of popped into my head. (I've had that tune "every sperm is sacred" running round my head all day, so I guess it just wrote itself some new lyrics)
have i passed away and entered the twilight zone?
Where is Dex anyway? He's wandered off!