Ask your Pharmacist joke

[pred]

The woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered.
She said, "Can you get it over the counter?"
"I can, if I take two tablets," he replied.

 

[AndrewSchofield]

Another...

Woman walks into a pharmacists and asks the man at the counter for some cyanide.

"What do you want Cyanide for?" He asks.

"I need it to posion my huband". She replied.

"I'm sorry madam, but I canot sell you Cyanide for you to use to kill your husband, that would be illegal".

The woman takes out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. He changes his mind...

"Aaahh, well that's different then, why didn't you tell me you had a prescription for it!?!"

 

[Whitespirit66]

Pred - Did you hear about the van load of Viagra that was stolen in Bristol the other day?

Police say they are looking for hardened criminals!

 

[Hysteresis]

Viagra +++ is being marketed.
It has a warning on the Packet -
'To be Swallowed quickly to avoid a Stiff Neck'

 

[Trazor]

Pred - Did you hear about the van load of Viagra that was stolen in Bristol the other day?

Police say they are looking for hardened criminals!

When the police caught them, they objected to an identity parade, as they stood out a mile.

 

[Whitespirit66]

Pred - Did you hear about the van load of Viagra that was stolen in Bristol the other day?

Police say they are looking for hardened criminals!

When the police caught them, they objected to an identity parade, as they stood out a mile.

Like my Mum used to say "you'll have someone's eye out with that!"