BALL PARK FIGURE (SOUTHERNERS NEED NOT REPLY )

[Bamber gaspipe]

I think he invented the "telling bone" mate

Boll*ox, that was H.R. Puffinstuff.

LMAO

I reme,ber that, Witchy Poo

I should think so, at your age, at my age. young man!

 

[corgiman]

I think he invented the "telling bone" mate

Boll*ox, that was H.R. Puffinstuff.

LMAO

I reme,ber that, Witchy Poo

I should think so, at your age, at my age. young man!

WE ARE young and vibrant

 

[WDIK]

cost me £1200 3yrs ago in parts alone.
worcester greenstar 30kw he
and im a an rgi
ok it had an optimer compensator fitted and has paid for its self in 2 years

 

[Corgigrouch]

Dont tell me they have elastictrickery up there

blimey we are letting them norfen maankeys have it all knaa


(walks off in a pearly suit singing "doing the lamberth walk OI!" whilst eating jellied eels)

Ay lad, 'appen I 'ad a bit of a leccy leak last wik.. But fixed it reet quick wen ah told the daft bat to ollways turn t' switch off wen pugs not in... Now then, where's me b****y whippet?

eeeeeeeeee thats gradely

(blimey charlie I sound like a bleedin native there, and now I have a craving for parkin!!!!!!!)

LOL a friend who lives in Winchester had never heard of Parkin, nor Pork Scratchings.. And she thought I was mad asking to taste the beer before I bought a pint... I'm told that it is not the done thing in the Sooth

 

[heatingman]

Whats Parkin? Thought thats what I did with the van when got home.

 

[Corgigrouch]

Parkin is a heavy duty kind of cake/ biscuit made from Syrup, molasses, oats and ginger among other healthy and invigorating ingredients... Seriously good... You'll be asking what beer is next..

 

[heatingman]

Now that sounds very nice (being serious) Dont drink beer, I'm a southerner so its fairies lager.

 

[Corgigrouch]

Now that sounds very nice (being serious) Dont drink beer, I'm a southerner so its fairies lager.

LOL Not only is Parkin delicious but it is useful as a non setting sealant for sealing sleeved gas pipe, for use as flashing round vertical flues and as sound deadening on reverberating boiler cases... When I'm down South I tend to stick to Guinness though I'm sure that there must be some decent pubs doing locally brewed ale..

 

[ChrisR]

One is amused to hear of alternate uses for the primitive "Parkin" confection.
But what's "beer"?

 

[Terrywookfit]

One is amused to hear of alternate uses for the primitive "Parkin" confection.
But what's "beer"?

It is not made Daaahn saaaf!!

You may know it by its local name of pi$$!

 

[ChrisR]

You may know it by its local name of pi$$!

Oh yes, a vernacular taste I believe. There are some local artistes.