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"Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears"
OK, its lines but still, Genius
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears"
OK, its lines but still, Genius
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Eddy Grant.
Eddy Grant.
Any of several cracking lines in I am the Walrus by the Beatles.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds contains some excellent imaginative lines too.
The influence of class A substances can have some amazing effects!
Lucy in the sky with diamonds contains some excellent imaginative lines too.
The influence of class A substances can have some amazing effects!
'on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to a wolf with red roses?'
Meatloaf. You took the words right out of my mouth. Bat out of Hell Album
'Turn around bitch, I've got a use for you, besides I'm bored and and got nothing to do'
Guns 'n' Roses.
'I was a back stroke lover always hidin' under cover, till I talk to my daddy he say, " you aint seen nothin' till your down on the muffin, sure to be a change your ways"
Aerosmith/Run DMC. Walk this way. (by the way seek this song out by the Hayseed Dixies 'Let there be rockgrass' album its WICKED)
Many others spring to mind but I cant find the albums to list them..
Meatloaf. You took the words right out of my mouth. Bat out of Hell Album
'Turn around bitch, I've got a use for you, besides I'm bored and and got nothing to do'
Guns 'n' Roses.
'I was a back stroke lover always hidin' under cover, till I talk to my daddy he say, " you aint seen nothin' till your down on the muffin, sure to be a change your ways"
Aerosmith/Run DMC. Walk this way. (by the way seek this song out by the Hayseed Dixies 'Let there be rockgrass' album its WICKED)
Many others spring to mind but I cant find the albums to list them..
I don't know about best, but the weirdest has to be Nelly Furtado's great line:
"Luckily my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"
I can't say I've ever had that problem before, no matter how much I've drunk. I can't imagine staggering out of a pub in the Lake District and saying "Hey Windermere, nice cleavage. Why's there a goat on your nipple?"
"Luckily my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"
I can't say I've ever had that problem before, no matter how much I've drunk. I can't imagine staggering out of a pub in the Lake District and saying "Hey Windermere, nice cleavage. Why's there a goat on your nipple?"
Daz66 said:
It amuses me that you can't even say ballcocks (ball cocks) on the plumbing forum...
Back in the day of "MSN chat" I used to pity anybody from Scunthorpe or who supported Arsenal because typing either used to get you the boot. It was always great to say "You're from Scunny, where's that exactly? Can't say I've heard of it"
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