How could you resist this one....
Betrayal of Trust
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or this... View media item 9253 IS that a dog?
He had an accident and this was his way of saying sorry. Abanondon him? I think not...
my heart on stone just melted
i did it the pup is innocent
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aye
first one of mine came out of a house where the carpet stuck to your feet
quickest gas supply i ever put in with the door open took the dog as payment
second one was going in the rspca van in front of our door the bugger cost me £20
i was robbed
wouldnt part with either of them tho
hell when i'm in the states the cats are at the door first thing dunno if i have them trained or they have me
first one of mine came out of a house where the carpet stuck to your feet
quickest gas supply i ever put in with the door open
took the dog as paymentsecond one was going in the rspca van in front of our door the bugger cost me £20
i was robbed
wouldnt part with either of them tho
hell when i'm in the states the cats are at the door first thing dunno if i have them trained or they have me
He had an accident and this was his way of saying sorry. Abanondon him? I think not...
RSPCA advert type.
J
Johnmelad502
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear20pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train, ( most of the time ? )
(4) normally come when called ( normally? )
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8 don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear20pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train, ( most of the time ? )
(4) normally come when called ( normally? )
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8 don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children
We had Ben, a Brindle King Charles Cavalier, for 9 years. He was the runt of the litter and we were bowled over by him from the minute he came through our front door. My 17 year old sons first words on seeing him were,
"Don't think I'm going to be taking THAT for a walk!"
Within a week of Ben having his second set of injections my son was taking him out EVERY SINGLE DAY after coming home from work. (It was only a long time later he said Ben gave him the opportunity to meet some of the girls he now knows! ).
He developed heart failure when he was about 6 and for the last 3 years of his life he cost us a fortune in vets bills/tablets but every penny was worth it. Come rain/shine/hail or snow I still had to take him out at 8.00pm EVERY night.Ifr I took him earlier because we were going out or I was working a late shift he still had to go out when I got back even if it was 7.00am the next morning.
When we finally had to make the decision to have him relieved of his pain I sat next to him on the floor holding him, as the vet lifted his paw to give him the injection he turned his head, looked at me, and I swear to God, he gave one last smile before turning back and laying his head down and just going to sleep.
Losing him was worse than losing either of my parents, he was part of our family just as much as our 2 kids are. Both my kids have left home now and got kids of their own but they both also have 'staff' pups which they are training. They are lovely dogs but I couldn't have another one, unless I found one being ill treated then I would 'foster' it till I could find a new home for it.
IMHO anyone who ill treats kids or animals should serve a prison sentence and be banned for life from having either.
"Don't think I'm going to be taking THAT for a walk!"
Within a week of Ben having his second set of injections my son was taking him out EVERY SINGLE DAY after coming home from work. (It was only a long time later he said Ben gave him the opportunity to meet some of the girls he now knows!
).He developed heart failure when he was about 6 and for the last 3 years of his life he cost us a fortune in vets bills/tablets but every penny was worth it. Come rain/shine/hail or snow I still had to take him out at 8.00pm EVERY night.Ifr I took him earlier because we were going out or I was working a late shift he still had to go out when I got back even if it was 7.00am the next morning.
When we finally had to make the decision to have him relieved of his pain I sat next to him on the floor holding him, as the vet lifted his paw to give him the injection he turned his head, looked at me, and I swear to God, he gave one last smile before turning back and laying his head down and just going to sleep.
Losing him was worse than losing either of my parents, he was part of our family just as much as our 2 kids are. Both my kids have left home now and got kids of their own but they both also have 'staff' pups which they are training. They are lovely dogs but I couldn't have another one, unless I found one being ill treated then I would 'foster' it till I could find a new home for it.
IMHO anyone who ill treats kids or animals should serve a prison sentence and be banned for life from having either.
J
Johnmelad502
This is a PowerPoint presentation that I put together for my local vet. It might take a while to open so be patient. Have your sound on and click to view slides.
A Pets Prayer
A Pets Prayer
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