Breezer, BAS + plugwash

[Stod]

Pray tell me my good men, what on earth is sheepsh*gging, and is it good for you?

I have no comment on whether it's good for you or not, but in the traditions of this forum, to help people having a go at something they have never attempted before, I would advise them as follows:

It is essential to wear wellies.

Please do not ask me why. All I shall say is that it will become obvious...

 

[Big_Spark]

Which can only mean 1 of two things:

a) You've never tried to talk her out of hers

b) She doesn't wear any.

Never needed to for no1, and no comment on no 2

 

[securespark]

Commando........ Knew it!!

There's an interesting image......

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Commando........ Knew it!!

There's an interesting image......

or

 

[kendor]

Tie your right hand behind your back next time then you won't get slapped again

 

[securespark]

BAN Definitely the top piccy!

KEN I'm left-handed.....

 

[kendor]

BAN Definitely the top piccy!

KEN I'm left-handed.....

wasn't referring to you but to the post about the G/F

 

[securespark]

Oh, b*gger! I was looking forward to a bit of light b*ndage......

 

[kendor]

Oh, b*gger! I was looking forward to a bit of light b*ndage......

I think the general drift of my joke has gone over your head

 

[securespark]

OK, then, whatever you say. Any female readers fancy trussing me up a la poulet???

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Ladies - if any of you do volunteer for this, use cable, not ropes.

Remove the insulation in a few "interesting" places, and then casually ask him where he keeps his megger.....

 

[pipme]

Youngsters wear thongs, Oldsters ---- rope !

Anyway she, as all good women do, either wears 'em in her handbag, or your wallett !!
Probably the former for the first coupla months the latter thereafter .. if you aint careful !!!

 

[Studders]

My only confession is that I went to a Rock Horror Show in the 80's and wore a basque, knickers fishnets etc..... The only trouble was I couln't fing size 12 stilleto's, so wore DM's instead...

Ditto. Went to a topsy turvy (er.. sp?) night back in the 80's dressed as a girl guide. Couldn't get big enough girly shoes so I wore me DM's.
My gilrfriend went as a boy scout and she looked great. Found it a real turn on !!! Should I be concerned about that? You know, boy scout an all????

 

[securespark]

You tell me!!!!!

Should ask DIYnot if they can set up a forum for diy cross dressing!!!!!

 

[Studders]

You tell me!!!!!

Should ask DIYnot if they can set up a forum for diy cross dressing!!!!!

But I wasn't at all cross, pished maybe.