This thread has got to be a wind up surely
Their are so many factors to look at when laying a brick. 90% of the art of laying bricks is just putting your eye in the right place at the right time.
First you offer up the brick behind the line with the loose end kicked back, a bit high and the front face angled top away from the line.
Next you draw the loose end forwards and eye down the joint to ensure that the jointed end of the brick is maintaining the bond of previous courses. To do this you want to look down the face of the wall with your eye directly above the joints of previous courses of the same bond.
This could mean that your new vertical joint is going to be oversize or undersize. It doesn't matter, you shouldn't be looking at that, you just want to make sure that the end of your brick is on the right line. The thickness of the joint will just turn out, whatever thickness it needs to be.
Once the vertical joint is the right thickness you ensure that the bottom arris (bottom edge of the front face) is plumb with the front face of the wall. To do this you put your eye above the face of the wall so that the top arris of the previous course just about obscures the bottom of the wall. You then draw the bottom edge of your current brick forward so that it comes onto this line.
Next you tilt the top of the brick towards you so that the top arris is also on this plane. All things being equall you will find that it is automatically about 1mm behind the brick line.
Next you check that the height of the brick on the jointed end is the right height against the brick line. For this, you obviously have to view it from the front.
Finally, you press the loose end down so that it is also the right height.
Although this may sound like a long drawn out process just to lay one brick, You don't need to do this too often before it becomes one seamless movement.
You don't actually need to give a monkeys about the rest of the brick. Just the front face. The object of the excercise is to get the front face flat with respect to the face of the wall, the top edge (of this face) level with the rest of the course, and at least one end, plumb with the other vertical joints of the same bond. So you don't lay the brick, you just lay the front face and let the rest of the brick end up wherever it needs to be.
If you lay bricks like this you will find the face side of the wall can look practically perfect, even though, the bricks themselves are quite often twisted, bent, out of square, and varying enormously in size.
If you need any confirmation of the variability of bricks, just look at the non face side of any half brick wall. It generally looks a pile of cak. Keeping the bed joint even removes all of the corrections that are ESSENTIAL to getting a reasonable face to the wall.
Instead of the non face side looking a pile of cak, you will end up with both faces looking semi cak. Looking at the non face side of any cavity wall before the blockwork has been put up. you will see bed joints as tight as 2mm going up to 20mm. Bricks that seem to be laid at angles as high as ten degrees off level, and even the odd brick here and there that are projecting (or sunken) by upto 10mm.
This is why you don't notice the variability of the bricks. All the inconsistencies have been ironed out by the brick layer.
Sorry, but from my experience, the thickness of the bed joint is about the least important factor when laying a brick. Furthermore, forcing it to be a standard thickness will totally obliterate the quality of the finished wall.
As I say, it's all about getting your eye in the right place at the right time. If you've ever tried taking a long shot in snooker without getting your eye over the cue, you'll understand how misleading your eye can be when it is looking at lines from the wrong vantage point.
If you want to pick up bricklaying by watching an experienced brickie, don't just watch his hands, watch where he is putting his eye. I think you'll find most brickies follow a similar ritual. Most don't even realise that they're doing it!