british gas man!!!

[anguna01]

Hi just a wee update on boiler situation.

Gas engineer was meant to call yesterday and seemingly he couldnt gain access!!!!
The engineers cant be too bright or just cant be bothered as he couldnt figure out how to open a gate!!!!
He or she is coming out again on thurs morning so i wasted my whole day off waiting for an eeejit!!! lol

 

[Nige F]

Hope you`re not a BG shareholder

 

[ollski]

I think no access means there was no reply to the telephone or door....although some naughty engineers may well use it when running late on their last job.

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

No access...Definition: To rap heavily on customers door using one of Doddy`s feather dusters,(we all know why we should not use doorbell).
Reason: `cause it`s 4 O`clock & if I do get in I could be home late for me tea!
I do know of one naughty engineer who used to fold up his `no access` card & place it ever so gently between the letter box & those brushes fitted just inside to keep out the draught. When he was phoned, he would just say `Of course I have been! (all saintly)...Tell `em to check their letterbox


It wasn`t me though.....

 

[Beans-on-Toast]

Bamber

I gotta say this.....

You Are A MUPPET.........!

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

Bamber

I gotta say this.....

You Are A MUPPET.........!

I know!...

 

[corgiman]

its time to put on make up
its time to light the lights
its time to get things started

on the Bamber show tonight