When is a gas leak not a gas leak?

[CBF]

I think your'e

you know you are only gonna set Dan off again with that

 

[bengasman]

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• bengasman
• 31 Oct 2009
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[RickMoore]

How could anyone take the slang "sniffer" and apply it do a tool that hears a gas leak. Epic fail.
Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot.

Personally I'd be embarrassed to be called back to a gas leak. I certainly wouldn't try and charge the customer for it.

 

[Dan Robinson]

I think your'e

you know you are only gonna set Dan off again with that

Nah it's, OK -I know what the meant

besides. Mike is deeper than the Northern Line at Archway by now Hopefully he will stay there for a bit before offering anymore sage advice.

 

[Mikefromlondon]

what makes you think that Dan? Don't be in an illusion

I will tell you the answer to this simple question is ;

Q. When is a gas leak not a gas leak?

Answer: when there is no gas or when there is no leak!

You should know even disused gas pipes can smell of gas for ages after the gas is no longer piped through it.

 

[Dan Robinson]

 

[Gasop]

what makes you think that Dan? Don't be in an illusion

I will tell you the answer to this simple question is ;

Q. When is a gas leak not a gas leak?

Answer: when there is no gas or when there is no leak!

What kind of t*** are we dealing with here?????????????????????

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Hey I have got another theory for you hard nutters! if you don't have a gas escape, it would be very hard for even the best equipment to detect any leaks!

(I could bet my life on this, you won't get a gas leak if there is no gas escape!)

 

[Dan Robinson]

 

[joe-90]

when i have a leak i always test 3 times to make sure its not my equipment.

You need to go on Embarrassing Bodies.

 

[Nige F]

New gas hob fitted a few weeks ago.

Yesterday morning there was a smell of gas in the kitchen, so we called British Gas who sent a contractor out. His sniffer could not detect anything in the kitchen, ?

It was just Marsh Gas coming up from Pevensey Levels

 

[hazetimesfive]

0.25 on a gauge that reads 2dp. 0.2 on others.

 

[mickyg]

i must have missed this thread, it started in december it would seem. Bit confusing really, why Mr Hailsham should need to ask any questions, I can only assume Google was down at the time

 

[joe-90]

I thought D Hailsham/s knowledge was second only to the mighty Tony Glazier. So he isn't even an RGI? How odd.

 

[mickyg]

I thought D Hailsham/s knowledge was second only to the mighty Tony Glazier. So he isn't even an RGI? How odd.

whats odd about it? He googles everything, reads loads of manuals and regurgitates it....You could learn something Joe, you might get something right for a change instead of guessing
Why you lot are here I dont even know, Im here cos its what i do and it helps keep my knowledge sharp, but you wont find me pretending to know what Im talking about on any other trade forums, its tragically sad. Must have a really boring job/life or both !