CAN WE BAN TROLLS i.e MR ALARM from YALE Threads

[alumni]

It's very easy to write what you have, like has been said in many many posts in asstd. Forums, there's no information given to allow an informed opinion.

What you have written is just inflammatory, no substance.

Just like Chinese whispers

I'm sure he genuinely thinks we believe him with his deluded ramblings.

Remember, this is the same guy who only a week or so ago was bragging on here how he can't wait to join 'Nacoss' - whilst slagging off the very criteria he would have to work to.

 

[Alarm]

Hmmmmmmmmm
Application for NACOSS.

ISO Proposal.
Wake up, have tea.
Read paper.
No FA`s, have a nap.
Stats.........no the heatings working fine.
How much for PLI?
Van stock rotation.........work from my car-sorted.

Wow this is the life!!!

 

[mryoung]

LOL

anyhoo, thought he worked from home, says so on the website, hope these "staff" aint fitting the shed alarms too.

 

[oasistechnical]

ACPO any one!!!
appendix c, what do you think ?!? pass fail !?!?
imagine this;
appendix F
`Standard to which installed!
PD6662
BS4737
BS 4737+ DD243;2002
BS 4737 + DD; 243;2004
BS7042
BS 6799 CLASS VI
BSEN 50131
BS 50132
BS 8418
BS 8243
BS 8484
What do you think on the catagorisation of Yale comes down to ???
all of the above, or non of the above??

oh well he will have to fit to the regulations using proffesional kit then wont he!! NOT>

can you imaging him working on a Galaxy GD panel with 6 power Rio`s, Dualcom, with an ethernet mod back to Galaxy commshell!

if you can do it, all well and good, but then he will have to charge the money for it, and then they might understand the reason why we do what we do.

Nuff said really.

Hi - Res anyone, on 1024, know what it means??

yep and my spelling is lousy,

Oasis

 

[Alarm]

Hmmm,

high revs, on a 1024cc Rio-Da-jenro?

Orrrrrrrrrrr

Slight over tollerance, possible causes. Depends on the programming.
Shuss thats our secret.
Line I rio 2 zone 4 perchance?

 

[oasistechnical]

yep mate thats correct,
but i really didnt think you would get it wrong,
as we both fit the kit

but there are a few that wouldnt know were to start looking, let alone realise that its such a simple fault to fix!!

Ah, sundays in the office, deep joy!!!

plan the week ahead, somewhat. then a really good pub lunch i think.

Oasis

 

[Alarm]

Pub lunch,awwwwww.

Might get my roast beef prepped. Set timer,pop over to pub for the game. Get back for a munch

 

[oasistechnical]

back from pub lunch, roast beef with all the trimmings, and loads of gravy!

and all for free as well!!

walked in the pub via the front door, noticed that the fire alarm system was in fault!
talked to the landlord, he said its been like that for days, told him i would have a look for him if he needed me to, said yes, found the fault to be a removed detector head,

got one out of the van, fitted, invoiced him for the parts only, paid and fed me>

now thats what i call a working lunch!!
and its a good advert for reliable expert companies as well!!!

and he want our firm to maintain it and his emergency lighting, intruder alarm!!
now that to me is a great dinner time.!!!!!
(and the intruder alarm is a Galaxy G48)

i just hope the rest of the week gets this good!!!

Oasis

 

[Alarm]

Ahem, GD-48.

I know its Sunday, but!!!!

Touch, does not happen all the time. But good when it does. Good man.

 

[oasistechnical]

Alarm,
as an engineer i am ALWAYS at work!!!!!

i know its sunday but i really couldnt resist it!!!

and its an Aunt Daisy system, oh boy another yellow box off of a wall,
the best thing as well is that the previous owner paid in full for the system!

£3560.00 plus VAT !!!

its only got 10 DT`s on it 2 x PAB`s and 5 doors, not even on comms!!!!
now that is what i call a rip off, but if the pevious owner was willing to pay it, who are we to say otherwise.

thats a job for thursday morning, full system takeover, test, check
i am looking forward to it to be honest.

a bit of pride in the job thats what is needed, tidy up the panel and detection.

Oasis

 

[Alarm]

Just moved myself. Local pub has 9 way DVR (Not seen it yet). Cams 7 & 9 flicker on and off. 4 neeeds BLC compensation. Asked if I could quote, they said no thanks. They come back on!

Wait until they need to pull evidence and at the vital moment the blue screen of death pops up PMSL.




S you missed my point, I meant even if its sunday name the product correctly

 

[spacecat]

The whole 4th page is one long hijack and troll post

 

[Europlex]

The whole 4th page is one long hijack and troll post

Including the first of the thread & this one.

 

[Alarm]

Reminds me of a film.........

Men Of Honour.........Deep Sea Diving.
Men opposed, but coming together.

Apart from the last bit.
Professionals have proven an attack on us can be beaten by fact.
I thank the Admin for allowing this to be prolonged.

As may have been noted at all times we do see a need for DIY. However when a system is needed for higher puroses we then take over the mantel.

Regards

Alarm

 

[spacecat]

"professionals" hilarious..
Now that is funny