to be fair, your old document only says that a tribe of itinerants pitched up, for a while, at a place that might have been 50 or a hundred miles from your neighbour's garden. It glosses over the fact that your neighbour's ancestors may also have lived there, before or after yours.
I see from my grandad's diary that he camped on Dartmoor once, when he was an apprentice Cabinetmaker. That gives me the right to claim the whole of Somerset, Dorset and Devon as my own, and to declare that all cabinetmakers and allied trades (including but not restricted to joiners, carpenters, bricklayers, groundworkers, plasters and electricians, but not Plumbers) have the Right to Return and to bulldoze Okehampton to the ground in order to build their own homes and factories. People currently living in the area will be dispossessed and expelled, and we will build a 20-metre concrete wall to keep them away. Any local farmers who attempt to tend their fields near our wall will be shot. The diary also mentions that he ate imported pineapples, therefore he must have had access to ports, so Bristol, Southampton and Falmouth are also mine. The Right to Return excludes all former residents and their families who cannot show that they are allied to the Cabinetmaking trade.
I see from my grandad's diary that he camped on Dartmoor once, when he was an apprentice Cabinetmaker. That gives me the right to claim the whole of Somerset, Dorset and Devon as my own, and to declare that all cabinetmakers and allied trades (including but not restricted to joiners, carpenters, bricklayers, groundworkers, plasters and electricians, but not Plumbers) have the Right to Return and to bulldoze Okehampton to the ground in order to build their own homes and factories. People currently living in the area will be dispossessed and expelled, and we will build a 20-metre concrete wall to keep them away. Any local farmers who attempt to tend their fields near our wall will be shot. The diary also mentions that he ate imported pineapples, therefore he must have had access to ports, so Bristol, Southampton and Falmouth are also mine. The Right to Return excludes all former residents and their families who cannot show that they are allied to the Cabinetmaking trade.