Caption competition

[Pensdown]

Police take DNA sample of binge drinking trouble maker

 

[AdamW]

"Unorthodox method of giving the bumps results in best birthday ever!" says lady.

 

[WoodYouLike]

Bit lower, bit lower, yes, there's the itch,
thanks mate

 

[David E]

Here mate, put your hand in here i'm sure she's got a codger

Lying cow - she is ginger

 

[hermes]

Lady in pink hat: "Me next, me next!"

 

[WoodYouLike]

 

[hairyjon]

' I said tie up my shoes!' Hairyjon