Caption Contest 56

[gasmarkone]

Huh, stood me up again.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

"Ooohh - that's better!"

 

[chainsaw_masochist]

Could you say that to me again, please? The hose pipe ban began when?

 

[ModernMaterials]

Hmmm well, its not as absorbent as you claimed earlier.

 

[Pensdown]

Norwich Union? Go on - quote me happy!

I can't top that