Caption Contest 8

[johnny_t]

The Rogue's Gallery thread has taken a distinctly downward turn.

 

[skybluescooby]

Big Ron Atkinson could not understand why his entry into Miss World had been rumbled.

 

[Gary_M]

"Can anyone direct me to the ballroom please"?


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[hermes]

Some people get into a crowded lift. The attendant asks - which floor please?- a man says "Ballroom please". The woman standing in front of him jumps forward and says "oh sorry" .

 

[tawelfryn]

Both kings died in the 70's

 

[Gary_M]

Workmen, tired of hearing repetitive and cliche'd accusations about your a*se while carrying out your daily job? .............then why not try our all new 'builders-balls' trousers - for those who want to stand out in the workplace........

 

[macaroo]

I know its a bolier suit but it wasn't designed to boil 2 eggs in.

 

[tawelfryn]

The "VAGEST" years!

 

[masona]

So when did Elvis has the sex-change op?