CATS

[Mikefromlondon]

Everyone and everything has the right to crap somewhere! it is your human right and as well as for animals it is their animal right! I bird once crapped on my head! I forgave it!

Oh but another man has no right to crap on my head if he wants to awake up to another sunrise!

 

[longdogs]

cant beat that lovely aroma when you walk into a house where cats reside .
Funny thing is- the owners of the house dont notice it .

A lot of people stink too. At least cats don't know any better.

 

[longdogs]

Everyone and everything has the right to crap somewhere! it is your human right and as well as for animals it is their animal right! I bird once crapped on my head! I forgave it!

Oh but another man has no right to crap on my head if he wants to awake up to another sunrise!

I once had a bird craap on my head. I went to get some toilet paper but he was miles away by then.

 

[peterperfection]

Dont see many dogs cwapping in my garden also and covering
their mess up with soil.

No, dogs don't have the decency to cover theirs.
Oh how we all enjoy cleaning up all the dog turd on a Sunday morning off the kids' footie pitch.

Well- it's about time the dog owners got caught and fined . Big fine for not picking up your dogs crap.

Should be the same for cat owners too. But --no--it's different rules for those little smelly shirting & killing machines--they can crap anywhere they want .

No wonder it's always in the papers that cats go missing !!.
Take a look on youtube--

A neighbour of mine has 'house cats' --they never step outside her house . Big fat cats they are .
I dont mind those sort of cats .

 

[Graeme1983]

cant beat that lovely aroma when you walk into a house where pets reside .
Funny thing is- the owners of the house dont notice it .

All pets stink and dogs are no exception.

Indeed. One lad in school stunk of his dog that much we called him dogman, dogtanian, dogbreath and dogshagger. A colleague I used to work with stunk of wet dog as well. This wasnt even in the house.

 

[securespark]

Found this: seen it before? Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJJrBw7e-c

 

[peterperfection]

Found this: seen it before? Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJJrBw7e-c[/QUOTE]

yeh- real funny- letting a cat who has just **** in someones garden or chewed a bird up go into the sink where you wash your pots or even worse into a bath that you and kids bathe in.
Says lots about personal hygiene.
Same as those people who allow cats to sleep on their beds .
ANY house I have been into where a cat lives- stinks to high heavens .


That woman who picked up that cat and put it into a dustbin-- now- that WAS funny.

 

[Big Tone]

I love all animals except the human one, with few exceptions.

I've never understood why it's acceptable to eat a pig, for example, (which is more intelligent than most domestic pets), with no remorse or compunction yet fluffy or more sycophantic mammals are somehow exempt. (Far East withstanding).

I say we should eat criminals, (convicted peados, rapists, murderers etc.), or use their flesh to feed more worthy animals if that's not too objectionable. ..

 

[Graeme1983]

I say we should eat criminals, (convicted peados, rapists, murderers etc.), or use their flesh to feed more worthy animals if that's not too objectionable. ..

Idi Amin would say you have a point Big Tone.

 

[securespark]

ANY house I have been into where a cat lives- stinks to high heavens .

You clearly know nothing.

Go away and learn something.

We have a cat and our house does not stink.

 

[peterperfection]

ANY house I have been into where a cat lives- stinks to high heavens .

You clearly know nothing.

Go away and learn something.

We have a cat and our house does not stink.

.

So you 'THINK'.

People who live with cats- DONT smell them (or their secret little deposits in the corner-on a carpet) .

You just dont 'get it'--do you ?.

I rest my case.

 

[Big Tone]

I say we should eat criminals, (convicted peados, rapists, murderers etc.), or use their flesh to feed more worthy animals if that's not too objectionable. ..

Idi Amin would say you have a point Big Tone.

I remember him well, for all the right, (wrong), reasons.

Another thing I dont get is this domestic versus wild thing. Just because mankind, (alfa MEN), dragged animals into a human domicile it acquires a different status to all other animals. Why?

There's no such thing as a domestic animal, any more than there is a domestic plant! It all originated outside.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to attend to the Yak in my bedroom. ..

 

[JBR]

Found this: seen it before? Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJJrBw7e-c[/QUOTE]

Yes, I've seen it before but still funny. I particularly like the bit where a young kid tries to throw a cat in a pond and ends up falling in himself. Poetic justice!

 

[JBR]

ANY house I have been into where a cat lives- stinks to high heavens .

You clearly know nothing.

Go away and learn something.

We have a cat and our house does not stink.

True. Ours is very clean and does not smell. In fact, I've yet to encounter any cat that does. Ours, like others, spends an inordinate time cleaning himself to the extent that he often gets hairballs which, admittedly, he vomits up in the house. Never ever $hits in the house, though.

 

[ajstoneservices]

I'm a puss y lover. Nothing else comes close.


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