I thought you meant a funeral car then realised you meant an escort to the luny bin!
Couldn't quite work out what you meant by the leather jacket and presume you mean a straight jacket?
My partner is Austrian and they are called 'I love myself' jackets in Austria. What's known as a Zwangsjacke! Although I have a bad habit of mis-pronouncing it and saying, "Schwanzjacke". They sound similar if you're not Austrian but the latter means "Condom". Either way, they're both tight.
NHS Direct said I am alright and can sleep soundly in my bed tonight even with the boiler running. Might nip and get a CO detector from B&Q and slap it next to the boiler and check it before I go to bed.
Couldn't quite work out what you meant by the leather jacket and presume you mean a straight jacket?
My partner is Austrian and they are called 'I love myself' jackets in Austria. What's known as a Zwangsjacke! Although I have a bad habit of mis-pronouncing it and saying, "Schwanzjacke". They sound similar if you're not Austrian but the latter means "Condom". Either way, they're both tight.
NHS Direct said I am alright and can sleep soundly in my bed tonight even with the boiler running. Might nip and get a CO detector from B&Q and slap it next to the boiler and check it before I go to bed.