What are you doing tomorrow, Christmas eve? I'm off to the pub at Lunch time even though I know it'll **** off the wife and ruin the evening meal!!
I know!! I just can't help it, I'll get in with a load of ******* just like myself and talk utter **** all afternoon, love it!
Who's playing skipper then ?? Denzil ??
If you happen to wind up in the Cumberland river, hook the old bald buqqer out afore he drinks it dry !
Merry Xmas at the NI and all pubs North of that !!
merry xmas pip