It must be over twenty years ago that the great comedian suggested that, in answer to the question "Who was born in a stable at Christmas?", the average child would reply "My little pony".
Last Christmas, a local department store famous for its window displays had a stable with a baby in it, complete with shepherds, wise men etc. There was no Santa, no Rudolph, no fir trees or Yule log. In fact there was nothing remotely North European whatsoever. From within the crowd a small voice was heard. "Mum, what's this got to do with Christmas?"
Nice one Dave. You should have been there.