I'm led to believe that cats do not generally mess in their own teriitory, i guess thats why our garden has turned into the local cats loo. The only real solution that we have come up with is to own a cat, but we don't want a house cat. We want a semi wild cat that will live in the conservatory and not be botherd about being petted. It will be fed an looked after otherwise and hopefully will keep the other cats out of our garden and also as an added bonus, mess up the neighbours flower beds and veggie patch. Any ideas for an ideal candidate?