English Cooking

[Highway Man]

You sure

Actually no, I am going to try it

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Idiot my microwave can fit a bowl of soup in it. Not a guitar!!!!! It isnt a tardis

Then cut it down. You won't fit it all in your gob at once anyway

 

[MNW67]

WRONG!!!!!!!! OMG I have a guitar to eat over the weekend for charity, I am busy googling and you tube to see the best way of eating it. I cannot find anything at all. This is so frustrating. Has anyone else eaten a guitar for charity?

Don't fret about it.

 

[pete01]

Actually no, I am going to try it

Hahahaha

 

[pete01]

Then cut it down. You won't fit it all in your gob at once anyway

I think he will

 

[Deleted member 265726]

Then cut it down. You won't fit it all in your gob at once anyway

He could grate it with the cheese grater

 

[Highway Man]

Then cut it down. You won't fit it all in your gob at once anyway

OMG no way am I going to take a saw to it. OMG this is a 70s fender P bass worth 5k. I will eat it but not chop it up OMG

 

[Deleted member 142255]

I think he will

More than likely.

 

[MNW67]

OMG no way am I going to take a saw to it. OMG this is a 70s fender P bass worth 5k. I will eat it but not chop it up OMG

The last time I ate a guitar I found it a bit stringy.

 

[Deleted member 265726]

The last time I ate a guitar I found it a bit stringy.

Boom. He's here all week

 

[Highway Man]

The last time I ate a guitar I found it a bit stringy.

How did you start off?

 

[Deleted member 142255]

OMG no way am I going to take a saw to it. OMG this is a 70s fender P bass worth 5k. I will eat it but not chop it up OMG

Watch when you get to chewing the pickups. The metal will react with you fillings and give you electric shocks. It'll be like permanent orgasms

 

[pete01]

I don't think hes gonna eat a guitar

 

[Deleted member 265726]

Watch when you get to chewing the pickups. The metal will react with you fillings and give you electric shocks. It'll be like permanent orgasms

Sounds good. Where do I sign up?

 

[Highway Man]

Watch when you get to chewing the pickups. The metal will react with you fillings and give you electric shocks. It'll be like permanent orgasms

My teeth are perfect, never had a filling in my life. Last time I went to a dentist he got me modeling toothpaste for him. They made a calendar out of me