Many years ago ,
I was 18 an going out with a mates sister , Cathy ,
we went with him an his g/F Sharon ,to a few pubs ,an a club (Hacienda ,lol )
anyway we were all having a great night an this shaz said lets go for something to eat ,
we ended up in a quite posh Italian restaurant ...
Casa something or other ..
we had steak /pasta full works corked wine (lol) pints
anyway when the bill comes ,
Shaz says she will pay by cheque/card
(an give her the money next day) she asked the waiter for a pen ,as he wonders off ...
she is giggling to Cathy lets do a runner ,ok ...
I am ,yeah ok ,
joking an laughing ,
Paul my mate is all serious , we can't do that , I nudge him an wink , an he joins in the joke ...
Next thing was like out of a movie ,
Cathy an Shaz had launched themselves over the table
an were legging it to the door ,
I was stunned but shot up
an was close behind them as we went out the door ,
Daft Paul instead of following us,
ran too the door an into the gents ..lol
then the automatic lock clicked front door shut ....
he was stuck inside ...
Cathy was screaming for her bruv ,
as a chef with a big knife was running too the door ,
Shaz banged on the window
she went in an apologised an paid with a cheque/card
an after Paul an her came out shame faced ..lol
what a night..lol..lol...
he finished with her days later ,lol