Reminds me of a university reunion weekenda.Maybe for the first gallon. Then there may be some trying to hang onto the floor involved. Or even lying down for the real lightweights.
First port of call was the Uni bar.
I went for a p!ss, to see a group of freshers congregating around to disabled bog.
I went over to see what was happening.
One of their number was lying, in his own outpouring, on the floor.
I asked one of his mates if, instead of just standing around, anyone had called for help.
As I was leaving, I heard someone say "wait till this goes on facebook" (they were filming the inebriate).
I thanked my lucky stars that they didn't have mobile phones when I was younger