Aeroplanes were good.
Who can remember 'Squibs'? That's where the term "A damp sqib" comes from. IE - a firework that wouldn't light. "It was a damp Sqib" (Not SQUID).
There is only one person licenced to use squibs, and he is only licenced to use them in Somerset. They are only used in Bridgewater, and were due to be used at the Bridgewater carnival last night. For some reason this was cancelled at the last minute. It may have been that the emergency services were absent, as they were dealing with the tragic accident on the M5 at the same time.