Fish and quips

[WoodYouLike]

1) What fish are musical?
2) Where do fish keep their money?
3) Where do whale get weighted?
4) What do sea monsters eat?
5) Where do fish wash?
6) What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
7) What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
8 ) What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?







1) Tuna fish
2) In the river bank
3) At a whaleweigh station
4) Fish and Ships
5) In a river basin
6) Drop it a line
7) A nervous wreck
8 ) A perch

 

[joe-90]

Just made one up:


What kind of fish lends you money?






















...A lone shark.




joe

 

[WoodYouLike]

Just made one up:

Old, old, old as Methusalem

 

[joe-90]

Well I've never heard it.

 

[WoodYouLike]

That's a first

 

[joe-90]

OK well I've made another one up.


What kind of fish would a gangster own?


A Cray Fish (Kray)


joe

 

[kevplumb]

what fish sits on the sea bed and frightens all the other fish ?












jack the kipper

 

[joe-90]

What kind of fish (mammal) has no money?




A Poor Poise.


joe

 

[WoodYouLike]

OK well I've made another one up.


What kind of fish would a gangster own?


A Cray Fish (Kray)


joe

We are clever joe, most of us don't need explanations

 

[joe-90]

OK well I've made another one up.


What kind of fish would a gangster own?


A Cray Fish (Kray)


joe

We are clever joe, most of us don't need explanations

You ain't a Brit though are you? Do the Dutch know anything about the krays?




joe

 

[WoodYouLike]

I do

 

[empip]

Kilmarnock

 

[keyplayer]

A whale is a mammal not a fish.

 

[WoodYouLike]

A whale is a mammal not a fish.

Consider it the quips then

 

[empip]

After the Whale had finished with him, he wailed over the whaling he had endured. He was sitting on the beach in Wales, nursing a whale of a blackeye... He vowed never to be so roughly waylaid ever again.