Fondling a dead corpse and planting evidence

[motorbiking]

You can't work for the dead, they have nothing to pay you with.

 

[dontbelieveawordofit]

most of them do. you certainly can’t work with them, they won’t be doing anything , in fact they’re not even there.

 

[lostinthelight]

Think of "with" as in working with wood or even plaster not as in a mate

 

[Bodd]

What other kind of corpse is there?

The last time I made love to my wife I think she was faking it.... I will say she does a good impression of a corpse.....

 

[EFLImpudence]

I think you are all being unnecessarily harsh on this police officer.

Anyone can make a mistake - and forget to turn off a body cam.

 

[transam]

He got stiff with a stiff

some thing like that

always wondered why it has always been a sort of news worthy subject

some one gets murdered . who cares ?

some one gets murdered and than some one keeps em in a fridge or eats the corpse or has intimate (?) relations with the corpse and its all over the news

dont suppose it would bother me tbh if after I have snuffed it some one b*ms me in the coffin well providing I am actually dead

dunno never thought about it tbh .


what about that kill bill film , that girl in a coma , when buck turned up

blimey does that go on in hospitals in the UK

 

[fillyboy]

The last time I made love to my wife I think she was faking it....

I thought I was good in bed till I found out the wife had asthma.

 

[Brigadier]

What other kind of corpse is there?

Beat me to it! Damn you, early night

 

[Brigadier]

We used to use the phrase...."America sneezes, the UK gets a cold'.
I don't remember it being applied to any other country.

Probably because we are the UK.
I regularly heard the phrase" when the US sneezes, the world catches a cold "though.

 

[noseall]

I regularly heard the phrase" when the US sneezes, the world catches a cold "

Perhaps you should tell turbo, he seems to think he is immune from US affairs.....

this is in the US, i dont give a rats bum......doesnt affect me

And then someone tried to give Saudi Arabia the same standing as the USA....

We used to have a close relationship with Saudi, but we don't chop hands and heads off.

Lol.
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[Ian H]

 

[sxturbo]

Perhaps you should tell turbo, he seems to think he is immune from US affairs.....

And then someone tried to give Saudi Arabia the same standing as the USA....


Lol.
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You can't be seriously suggesting that US style policing will make it to the UK?

Or that the UK police force will now go around fondling dead people for kicks.

I am fully aware what happens in the states soon finds its way over here (BLM is an example), that's no surprise really the 2 countries have been intertwined for centuries.

I haven't mentioned anything about anything else other than the police in this thread.

you can try and bash me and attempt to make me look stupid, (I'm perfectly good at that myself thankyou and don't need your help) as much as you like, I hope it makes you feel comfortable in your superiority tower. However you need to try a bit harder.

My brother is a copper and it's a tough job, some of the things he see's really takes its toll. The majority of officers join to make a difference, although as with all walks of life you always get the occasional tw#t that's thinks they are high and mighty and better than others....

 

[durhamplumber]

You can't work for the dead, they have nothing to pay you with.

What about wills?

 

[durhamplumber]

My brother is a copper and it's a tough job, some of the things he see's really takes its toll. The majority of officers join to make a difference, although as with all walks of life you always get the occasional tw#t that's thinks they are high and mighty and better than others....

I can imagine it is a v v stressful scary job at times.

 

[motorbiking]

What about wills?

Really you need to write it before you die.