Food dye humour

[AdamW]

I was sent this today, made me laugh.

>>CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A SHOP:
>> Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...

>> Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't. It's off the shelves, some additives

>>have made it a cancer scare.

>>

>> C: oh right, uh... Chinese Chicken Wings?

>> S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

>>

>> C: Hamburger Relish?

>> S: Cancer scare

>>

>> C: Sausage and Mash?

>> S: Cancer scare

>>

>> C: Cottage Pie?

>> S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

>>

>> C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

>> S: Yep.

>>

>> C: That's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

>> S: No bother. £4.70 please.

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

One of the infected items that asda sold was in the GOOD FOR YOU range.

 

[kendor]

sounds like the cheese emporium sketch Adam

 

[Richardp]

It was funny the other day, we was out for a meal, the meals served up at the table opposite ours had been decorated around the edge of the plate with what looked like red chilli power or pepper, (you know the way they ponce meals up these days) but the looks on the faces of the people that was having them was comical, like they was scared to eat incase they died of cancer...the bloke went out for a fag after!!! .......we was ok we had chopped parsley or grass around the edge of our plates.

 

[kendor]

we had chopped parsley or grass around the edge of our plates.

hope they washed all the DDT off!

 

[Scoby_Beasley]

we had chopped parsley or grass around the edge of our plates.

Is 'It' legal now ??