Football question

[longdogs]

Are you ashamed of your gender? Is that why you chose an androgenous name?

So why did you choose a name that doesn't apply?

Er...a quick check on my status will reveal that I'm male, owing to the fact that i've posted a picture and hit the 'male' button.

Well....?

Oh dear! You don't get it

 

[noseall]

Are you male or female Squarky?

 

[longdogs]

Don't understand why its so important to you