So why did the chicken cross the road?Dave is the cat!!!
He crossed the road because he thought it would make him stronger but he got flattened!!!
Oh no, she's been catnapped!Realistically speaking it's a load of b******s as Nathalie Louiseau doesn't own a cat.
I missed this edit, just seen it.Anyway, in our house we have a name for French politicians. We've been using it since the last war. We call them cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
We call them cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
There you go, you’ve answered your own question.How are you going to get on in Monaco?
Granted, you will not be surrounded by French people.....
please explain why you think this means they are "surrender monkeys"I suppose you like it when they burn our sheep every time they get the hump?
Because when it comes to a proper punch up, man to man and not man to sheep, they surrender.please explain why you think this means they are "surrender monkeys"
How many French men have you fought with?Because when it comes to a proper punch up, man to man
Shall we have a whip around and dare motman to shout out 'cheese eating surrender monkey's' after the race?How many French men have you fought with?