For it is written thou cannot trust or respect either of these men, partly cus they both have funny eyes which is the same eye on the same side of their respective faces and are actually rather comedic, innit. Yet they are different sides of the same coin, and that different-sided coin shalt be called "The Different-Sided Coin of Ignorance, Hate and Intolerance". And possessing thus coin will only lead to the further break up of society with everyone getting uppity spurred on by the sensationalist media and people with less than average intelligence getting more of these coins. And by doing this thou shalt give the funny-eyed ones what they wanted all along.
