Funny Names

[Goldspoon]

Used to work in a watersports shop and the rep for a lifejacket company was Will Drown.

 

[Homesafe]

went to a chinese t,out and said hey you, the bloke looked at me very surprised and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,how you know my name

 

[DAZB]

Tony Pail
Gerty Dash
Betty Swallocks
Pat Fig
Mary Huff
Linda Wickers

and some celeb names :

Shiloh Pitt (Angelina & Brad's daughter)
Dawn Porter
Pat Sharp
Ted Rodgers
Huckleberry Finn
Marty Feldman

and my own current best effort .............

Keith Burtons

Known as Spoonerism's , named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner

 

[gcol]

Used to work at the same place as Phil Mashitter - no jest.

 

[breezer]

"Randel" as in Randel and hopkirk (deceased) was played by Mike Pratt

 

[noseall]

My wife tells me that a teacher at her school is called Desmond Lawson.

People keep asking him to tell mother-in-law jokes.

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

I knew someone called Scott Chegg.

I once saw this name in the times newspaper Hugh G. Rexshun

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

I had a boss whos name was Hue Pratt.

 

[RF Lighting]

 

[Homesafe]

I was assessed by a chap called Eric Spoforth, I never asked how it was spelt though

 

[tim west]

Bert Postlethwaite

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0692951/

 

[Homesafe]

aren't they cousin's ?,,,, twice removed,(from the usual name register )

 

[masona]

Remember sometime ago a baby names of the whole football team players

 

[wotan]

There's a sound recorder works in tv called Dick Pull.

There used to be a director of photography in the film credits, named F.Stop.

Wotan