gas engineer in 8 weeks!

[bripl]

have found some info it is called the reno he range at www.johnsonandstarley.co.uk and it is a combi dhw flow rate 12.5l @ 35 degree rise and 14.2@30 degree rise it is apparently installer led design hope tgm had nothing to do with it[joke]

 

[traineegasman]

BACHO, How do I get on the screwfix site & Bripl, now THAT`S MORE LIKE IT! MORE humour please!

 

[Bahco]

BACHO, How do I get on the screwfix site

Just for you, as you got my name wrong .
Try HERE

 

[bripl]

tgm go to screwfix,then talk register and your in while you are at that go to www.argi.org.uk and register

 

[traineegasman]

Sorry BAHCO, I knew I had posted wrong as soon as it was sent, somehow had an idea it would be picked up on, ( Joke comment! ) thanks anyways, & to you Bripl, have had a look at site you mentioned before, will have another look, but don`t know wether any of them are ready for an asshole like me yet, D`you think they will be friendlier??
Not for long, eh??

 

[bripl]

come into my parlour said the spider to the fly

 

[traineegasman]

BAHCO, HOW DARE YOU! I have just visited that terrible ScrewFix site & found it to be occupied by lowly diy`ers & half arsed unqualified plumbers!
I SIR, AM A GAS ENGINEER, IT SAYS SO ON ME MANUFACTURER`S INSTRUCTIONS!
I will allow this one indiscretion on your part to go unchecked, but PLEASE,....... Remember who you are talking to !!!

 

[doitall]

How about http://www.argi.org.uk/forum/index.php

all RGI's but will we let you in

maybe if you have a corgy number

 

[croydoncorgi]

Only if it's his own!
And yes - ARGI does check.

 

[traineegasman]

Yup, registered under company`s CORGI, Yup, have personal CORGI certification for own work, if not , How could I do foreigners?, that would be illegal!!....Thanks DIA, you haven`t turned out to be a bad lad after all,

 

[traineegasman]

& nope, are you going to check out my number & find out who & where I am, nearly fell for that guys! heh, heh, ( not really, streets ahead! )

 

[Slugbabydotcom]

We should get on to DIYnot for a chatroom for merry banter such as this, then we could have the fun of kicking traineegasman out every ten minutes or so

 

[traineegasman]

Been here longer than you Slug dude,` Handbags at Dawn` WE ` is it, now ? I suppose you`ll be bezzie m8tes with evryone on the forum now you`ve joined the bandwagon of` kicking the sh..te out of TGM who`s only crime was to be more smarter dan evrybody else was..... Don`t come on THIS site giving it loads, thinking you know it all `cos me & the lads.............lads........ lads????...... well just don`t come on this site then, ..

 

[traineegasman]

Soz mate, no offence but have you ever seen a BBC programme called `RED DWARF` ? If not check out Arnold Rimmer, uncannily like yourself but not nearly so much of a `smeg head`

 

[Slugbabydotcom]

no offence

and

smeg head

in the same sentence!

You Sir are a hippocrate and I bite my thumb at you

Handbags it is then



Any chance of thursday afternon cos I dont do mornings plus I have to make my funeral arrangements and my ex has borrowed my lead lined louis vuitton and shes not back till thursday morning