On the other hand-- good signs to look for when entering a 'potential customers house' are
Stone cladding on front of house .
New porch.
Block paviours half way up the drive- and better still-- 'all the way up'.
Roof tiles cleaned and re-coloured.
Ali Seamless gutters all round.
Double glazing- complete with coloured roses in 'top lites'.
Canopy UK car port stuck on side of house.
Novelty door chime when you press the bell.
STEP INSIDE HOUSE
Kirby cleaner in the hall .
Flock wallpaper.
Monster flat screen TV.
Drinks bar in corner complete with full set of stools. Optics still full.
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IN TO KITCHEN
MOBEN or Kitchens direct kitchen. (stickers still on)
No worktop space- due to every gadget ever made cluttering the tops up.
Spare Kirby cleaner in corner .
Franke sink.
Waste disposal.
Water filter squeezed between the taps.
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Out the back
Paviours again complete with big circle and bird bath in middle.
Pergola
Patio heater
Pond- with monster fish and a plastic Heron.
Asto Turf .
Massive brick Barbie
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These sort of people are the people we dream of meeting.
Name your price- !! whatever it is- they are buying !!.
I'm sure I've missed something -- any ideas ?.
ps- Regarding Wales - does anyone remember that 'not the 9 o'clock news' sketch ? 'Failed In Wales ' ????.
You can find it on youtube.
Stone cladding on front of house .
New porch.
Block paviours half way up the drive- and better still-- 'all the way up'.
Roof tiles cleaned and re-coloured.
Ali Seamless gutters all round.
Double glazing- complete with coloured roses in 'top lites'.
Canopy UK car port stuck on side of house.
Novelty door chime when you press the bell.
STEP INSIDE HOUSE
Kirby cleaner in the hall .
Flock wallpaper.
Monster flat screen TV.
Drinks bar in corner complete with full set of stools. Optics still full.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
IN TO KITCHEN
MOBEN or Kitchens direct kitchen. (stickers still on)
No worktop space- due to every gadget ever made cluttering the tops up.
Spare Kirby cleaner in corner .
Franke sink.
Waste disposal.
Water filter squeezed between the taps.
----------------------------------------------------------
Out the back
Paviours again complete with big circle and bird bath in middle.
Pergola
Patio heater
Pond- with monster fish and a plastic Heron.
Asto Turf .
Massive brick Barbie
---------------------------------------------------
These sort of people are the people we dream of meeting.
Name your price- !! whatever it is- they are buying !!.
I'm sure I've missed something -- any ideas ?.
ps- Regarding Wales - does anyone remember that 'not the 9 o'clock news' sketch ? 'Failed In Wales ' ????.
You can find it on youtube.
