goading the mods

[toffee]

and......

when you read this mods, please be assured,

so as I set off on the right foot...

the above was a fun statement meaning that I am accepting that I may not agree with all mod decisions but I accept that their decision is final.

It was not an effort to be cocky... it was meant in the exact context as I have described here.

 

[toffee]

Brightness you have my sympathies.

My hub often raids the sweetie cupboard and devours the kids cola bottles, strawberry laces, choccie bars etc and then when they come in from school, looking forward to a sweetie,.. the cupboard is bare and he is usually out at work and its me who has to explain to the upset kids.

He says its no big deal and that he will replace them and the kids shouldnt make such a big deal of it.

Different though when he came in from work late,really looking forward to the last cold beer in the fridge.

oops, The boys and I sat with glasses of shandy and the little one said...
(not at all prompted by mammy of course )
Here dad, would you like a taste of your own medicine....

He was aghast but then laughed... put his shoes back on and went to shop and came back with goodies all round and some more cold beers.

 

[pickles]

I like goats. Iv'e started a thread in honour of your 's toffee

 

[Brightness]

LMAO Toffee. Yeah I think he felt guilty this morning as he brought me a coffee in bed before he went to the gym and then on way home he rang to see if we needed anything at Morrsions.

I wouldn't have minded but I rarely eat chocolate and really fancied some the other night - I am always buying choc & sweets for my big kids though and as you say - they rarely get a look in. I have started hiding it now though and only they know where to look hahahaha

I bought a load of yogurts the other day, including a lemon one for myself (no one else likes lemon) - what did he eat? Yeah, you've guessed it MY yogurt "I just wanted to see why you like lemon yogurts so much" says he.... I mean, one flaming yogurt out of a dozen and he scoffs it. But did I make a fuss or say anything????

 

[Richardp]

omg that poor man I know exactly what he's up against My caroline will have something in the fridge, if I eat it i'm in the dog house so I leave it until several days later as it starts growing green hair, it gets thrown out and I say Oh! I would like to have eaten that, and she says 'well why didnt you?'

 

[toffee]

ahhh, marital bliss... hee hee

 

[securespark]

btw i was really shocked when i found out women farted

"How dare you fart in front of my wife!"

"I'm so sorry - I didn't realise it was her turn....."

Boom, boom!

 

[ban-all-sheds]

I am annoyed that other sinister stuff is allowed... thats all.

this is a family show remember.

Oh absolutely it is.

And we can't have anything that might offend against "family values", can we? We wouldn't want to have anything on here which might corrupt innocent family-oriented minds, would we?

Unless, of course, the innocent minds are not aware of the desirability of torturing, maiming and killing people of different ethnic origins, or what a good idea it would be to burn the places of worship of those who are not Christians - then of course it is the duty of the moderators to ensure that those innocent minds are properly educated, isn't it?

MOD 2

pack it in or the post is locked

you are not a law unto yourself