Got someones 'cat in my drive'

[Mikefromlondon]

Not selfish, just plain stupid to have a cat - especially as he has a multitude of them. I bet his house stinks and his neighbours have fun clearing up the mess. What use are they? They can't protect your house, can't be taken for a walk and are as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

Selfish. No two ways about it.

If someone had ten children all launching their asses over the fence to crap on mikes lawn, he'd call the police or social services.

Cat owners simply can't see why it's unacceptable behaviour for their animals doing the same thing.

Selfish.

True, I would chuck it back into their garden, however, I have made special provision in my garden for my cats to poo, at several different spots, and only 6 uses outdoor and 4 use liter tray, so no big deal, my neighbours are happy they have not complained in fact they all love my cats, i am glad you are not my neighbour!

 

[s60tsy]

ive never come across any cat poo in my garden, just plain old rottweiler plop...

 

[Mikefromlondon]

ive never come across any cat poo in my garden, just plain old rottweiler plop...

I just hope you don't have small children about or people coming to visit you with children, if I were you I would put that damn thing to sleep before it needs to be shot by a police marksman. There are proper dogs you can own!not wild beasts!

 

[s60tsy]

ha ha, ive got a two year old son and my 8 year old FAMILY pet loves him to bits and wouldnt harm a hair on his head! narrow minded people like you give big dogs a bad name, its all about how the animal is brought up, end of. and yes people do come round with children as our pet dog is no harm and it is obvious when you meet her.

 

[s60tsy]

what is a proper dog anyway?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

what is a proper dog anyway?

Andrex the poo paper dog!

 

[Bosswhite]

ha ha, ive got a two year old son and my 8 year old FAMILY pet loves him to bits and wouldnt harm a hair on his head! narrow minded people like you give big dogs a bad name, its all about how the animal is brought up, end of. and yes people do come round with children as our pet dog is no harm and it is obvious when you meet her.

Thats the excuse all "dangerous breed" dog owners use, until the dog suddenly turns. !!!

 

[Big Tone]

Funnily enough, there was a thing on telly just the other night about dangerous animal pets; might have been QI. Over a year in the UK one person got killed by a cat, I think it was a dozen or so by dogs and the very clear leader was horses! So there you have it, we need more horse burgers.

Actually, the worst animal for killing must surely go to people. We need to start thinking about human burgers. I reckon we’d get about five million just from Eric Pickles Make mine a Mc Pickle or Big Eric with fries and a Coke please..

 

[JBR]

Funnily enough, there was a thing on telly just the other night about dangerous animal pets; might have been QI. Over a year in the UK one person got killed by a cat, I think it was a dozen or so by dogs and the very clear leader was horses!

How can you be killed by a cat?

 

[Big Tone]

Funnily enough, there was a thing on telly just the other night about dangerous animal pets; might have been QI. Over a year in the UK one person got killed by a cat, I think it was a dozen or so by dogs and the very clear leader was horses!

How can you be killed by a cat?

My thoughts exactly JBR

Unless it's that thing they do of running under your feet in the opposite direction just as you're going to walk down the stairs. Why do they do that!

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

How can you be killed by a cat?

*Slipping on poo in drive!

 

[Whitespirit66]

3 pages about cats.

There would be more, but it seems it's a sensitive subject that can't be discussed.

Cats aren't muslim are they?

Not going to get in trouble again by putting up that picture of muslim pu$$y.

P. S. Mod 3 rocks!

 

[JBR]

3 pages about cats.

There would be more, but it seems it's a sensitive subject that can't be discussed.

Cats aren't muslim are they?

Not going to get in trouble again by putting up that picture of muslim pu$$y.

P. S. Mod 3 rocks!

Go on. I never saw it. You could cover up any naughty bits.

 

[Whitespirit66]

3 pages about cats.

There would be more, but it seems it's a sensitive subject that can't be discussed.

Cats aren't muslim are they?

Not going to get in trouble again by putting up that picture of muslim pu$$y.

P. S. Mod 3 rocks!

Go on. I never saw it. You could cover up any naughty bits.

OK, but I think the bits, naughty or otherwise, are already undercover. Careful not to show any disrespect, or you may be the subject of a catwah!

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• Whitespirit66
• 26 Nov 2013
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[Mikefromlondon]

Failed attempt! legs should never be revealed at any time!
And the colour of the veil must be jet black.