Ha ha, there is no fool like an old fool

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Di, i like the way you photoshopped your real head out of your
'Miss May' centrefold and substituted it for that of a dumb b*tch.
I also noticed that the bike only has a single seat....
What are you trying to tell us? ;)

.....well LAGM.....i thought u would know this....the bike has a single seat so i dont have to carry a pillion passenger....they tend to talk too much at the traffic lights or not pay attention and head plant you right in the back when you decide to speed up!....or squeeze their thighs around you causing a little too much distraction..... ;)
 
How do they nut you? Normally manage to get their legs under your armpits it you give it the beans. I like the tigh thing though depending on who's on the back. Could cause a loss of concentrration though :LOL:
 
How do they nut you? Normally manage to get their legs under your armpits it you give it the beans. I like the thigh thing though depending on who's on the back. Could cause a loss of concentrration though :LOL:


...rider speeds up....pillion....probably looking in shop window...or at a dog or something ...will go backwards...then swiftly forwards...hitting helmet on riders back!....simples!.....

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I C. Correcting my spelling as well now :LOL: can't remember if I've ever had aa pillion passenger, suppose I must have. But then haven't had a bike since shortly after the kids were. Born :(

Misspent youth, perhaps time for a misspent middle age. What do they call riders like me? Oh yeah I remember.......... Organ donors :LOL:
 
I C. Correcting my spelling as well now :LOL: can't remember if I've ever had a pillion passenger, suppose I must have. But then haven't had a bike since shortly after the kids were. Born :(

Misspent youth, perhaps time for a misspent middle age. What do they call riders like me? Oh yeah I remember.......... Organ donors :LOL:

oh.....i think you would remember carrying a pillion passenger....... ;)

.....organ donor????.....are you saying your not a safe rider.....??. :eek:
 
"It's like riding a bike huh?" Well put it this way I used to be a springboard diver, resonably good. I thought I'd show the kids how it was done from the 3m board. Went up there set the board up as I remembered it, ran hit the board only to realise in a flash that no loner was I 18 iwas no longer 10 stone. The results resembled a stricken W11 stuka plummenting to earth. No I'd seriously have lessons again. The casualty rate for people like me is horrendous. Apologies for the typing it's difficuly from a blackberry!!
 
"It's like riding a bike huh?" Well put it this way I used to be a springboard diver, resonably good. I thought I'd show the kids how it was done from the 3m board. Went up there set the board up as I remembered it, ran hit the board only to realise in a flash that no loner was I 18 iwas no longer 10 stone. The results resembled a stricken W11 stuka plummenting to earth. No I'd seriously have lessons again. The casualty rate for people like me is horrendous. Apologies for the typing it's difficuly from a blackberry!!

:LOL: :LOL: ..is it on youtube....??..... :LOL: :LOL:


and yes....more seriously......lessons would be an excellent idea!...
 
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