Can I ask why anyone would even want to eat haggis?
I'm Scottish but have to say that it has to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. I wouldn't even feed it to me dogs!
I'll have the dram though.................
Bleugh! Don't eat porridge either. And if I did I wouldn't put salt on it - that sounds pretty horrible too.
I eat porridge...but being a 'soft southern jessie' ..I put a dollop of Jam in it..or if im in a healthy mood...sultanas.