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When travelling India the conversion of having the shîts was common... I'd be talking to a striking blonde Swed about sh¹t with the hope she might fancy a shag later. My recollection was it never happened in that way. :notworthy:
 
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Talking of fluid, I have not got the trots and I have drunk 10 pints of water today and am only just starting to see my pee go lighter in colour.

Off to bed now!
 
Went to bed last Friday evening shivering and that was the start (fever). Went to the bog in the night and every 45 mins or so since - night and day. o_O
Makes a change your usually full of shyte ;)
 
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