Ban all sheds - thanks, I read those the other day. Familiar from my physics A-levels many moons ago.
EFL - i've got no beef with you, but the post saying, "try again" and nothing else wasn't very helpful. I know the wiring is different, but what I was looking for was some advice as to how to wire it correctly rather than someone pointing this out to me.
I'm looking to try and do it myself as I really don't have much money to splash and would sooner try to learn some things in the process. I appreciate the circuit i'm looking at is a little out of the ordinary, so I was seeking guidance from you guys as you've got more knowledge than me. If the eventual conclusion is that I do have to get someone in to sort it out, that's fine, but i'd like to exhaust the options first.
If it's needed for me to check the earthing, fine, please someone tell me how to do it.
I appreciate the advice that's been given, and also the directive to seek a pro to sort it out, but it sort of defeats the point of a 'DIY' forum. If all you're going to teach me is, 'you don't know very much - get someone else to do it' it's not too helpful in my position.
Apologies for any offence given - I was a little brusque in my last post.