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[kevplumb]

the only thing that is mandatory for the HIP is th energy efficiency calculation

the rest is just flaming padding

and before you all tell me i am talking crap that came directly from the ODPM

 

[Nige F]

just flaming padding

from the ODPM

Like 2 Jag`s gut

 

[Nige F]

What i heard that all houses being sold will need a gas safety check certificate when selling a house which is supposed to start in april 07
is this true........

Dunno - did you hear it or didn't you

i must confess im broke anyone need a sandwich man.

Thanks man - I'd really dig a sandwich

why is it that like so many other forum members say the same thing about softus.

Softus Pruritis

 

[corgiman]

What i heard that all houses being sold will need a gas safety check certificate when selling a house which is supposed to start in april 07
is this true........

Dunno - did you hear it or didn't you

i must confess im broke anyone need a sandwich man.

Thanks man - I'd really dig a sandwich

why is it that like so many other forum members say the same thing about softus.

Softus Pruritis

eh? not up on my latin

and as for softus retiring NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

we have already lost PVM we cannot lose another, what would this forum be with out a resident pendant

 

[jbonding]

What i heard that all houses being sold will need a gas safety check certificate when selling a house which is supposed to start in april 07
is this true........

Dunno - did you hear it or didn't you

i must confess im broke anyone need a sandwich man.

Thanks man - I'd really dig a sandwich

 

[masona]

What i heard that all houses being sold will need a gas safety check certificate when selling a house which is supposed to start in april 07
is this true........

Dunno - did you hear it or didn't you

i must confess im broke anyone need a sandwich man.

Thanks man - I'd really dig a sandwich

Softus, you might not find BOB DOLE sandwich tasty enough.

 

[Softus]

why is it that like so many other forum members say the same thing about softus.

I really don't know - perhaps you'd better ask them.

he always jumps into people ,s post with non constuctive things to say.

Yeah I just can't get the hang of being constuctive, no matter how many things I try and constuct.

your boring softus do us all a favour and retire from this forum.

Personally, and I know I'm biased, but I find myself highly entertaining. I think it's the way I tell 'em.

then there will be one less in the bully gang.

If you call me a bully one more time then I'll get all my mates onto you

 

[Softus]

...what would this forum be with out a resident pendant

I know that I'm like a millstone around your neck cm, but to call me a pendant is going a bit far

 

[corgiman]

A millstone round my neck...never, BOB, Qwerty, Lor et al Maybe But Me Never

 

[Softus]

Thanks cm, but it was a play on words - don't make me spell it out...

 

[corgiman]

DOH

just got it

bloody rubbish me

 

[kevplumb]

jeez lad i thought i tought yer better

 

[corgiman]

 

[Softus]

kev, if you're his dad, why isn't his surname "plumb"?

 

[kevplumb]

cos i disowned the pillock his mother thought my surname was man

can't have us hard northerners being associated with "shandy drinking poofs"