David - it’s called the law of unintended consequences and the regulatory world is full of them.
We have two kinds of law in this country: Those that kick in after the event (murder, theft etc) and those designed to stop the event happening. It’s the latter that cause so much difficulty.
If you stab someone and they die, that’s murder. If you steal their purse, it’s theft.
But if you, an experienced and accident-free motorist, drive at 71mph on an empty motorway, in a well-maintained car, on a Sunday morning in perfect conditions, you have committed a crime because someone has decided it is “dangerous”.
Another person who passed his driving test yesterday can drive 1mph slower in torrential rain, in the dark, in an old banger, on the M25 in rush hour, tailgating the car in front, and he is within the law.
The risks of an accident are several orders of magnitude apart yet one may be fined and lose his job; the other is untouchable. This is truly unjust. As Clarkson said last week, they tell you “Speed kills” then fine you for proving that it doesn’t.
The accident prevention / health / safety industry cannot resist legislating against things that might happen.
I read that bread-bins are a cause of accidents in the home. How long before the cry “something must be done” echoes around the HSE and bread-bins are outlawed? How many Bread Bin Outreach Monitoring Strategy Co-ordinators will be taken on to counsel people against using them and prosecute in cases of Bread Bin Abuse? Yes, you read it here first.
In an earlier post someone said they’d been to a presentation by an oil tank manufacturer showing what can happen if a car drives into a tank and a spark sets it alight. Shock, horror. Something must be done. So we must all buy new tanks and surround them with steel walls (also provided by the manufacturer, of course). The one thing they failed to mention was the number of cases of cars driving into oil tanks and setting them alight - a darn sight fewer than bread bin accidents, you can bet.
In a neighbouring village with a speeding problem the police recently installed a device that showed, on a large display for all to see, your speed as you enter the village. The effect was dramatic. Every driver immediately slowed down to 30mph or less, aware of the shaming effect and “up for the game”. Everyone said it was the best deterrent they had ever seen. Guess what? The police removed it after a day. Of course they did; it worked well, it required little maintenance, no bureaucrats, and did not raise revenue.
Which brings me to the point. Instead of the Fat Controller making it nearly impossible for someone like me to install a central heating boiler in my own house without running up against the authorities (hold you breath, Oilman), he should channel his resources into providing all the information we need about “best practice” and the reasons for it, instead of simply leglislating against those with initiative. The cowboys who do the real damage will always exist and he will never eliminate them; the rest need advice.
Rant over for today.