How’s Rachael from accounts getting on…..

[carmanmemoranda]

He just comes over as if is reading his bosses words

But my point stands.

A lot of people will listen to, and lap up lies, if put across well by a good orator.

 

[DIYNotIan]

And dealing with a bunch of fruit cakes that eat cats and dogs and pretty much any thing else that walks crawls slivers or swims

Crikey, I can't for the life of me think what you mean.

Oh... Hang, on... Cows, pigs, lambs, chickens, turkeys, fish, etc...

Got it.

 

[fillyboy]

Pat McFadden, odds down to 2/1 as Rachels replacement.

 

[Notch7]

Pat McFadden, odds down to 2/1 as Rachels replacement.

He seems to come across quite well whenever I’ve seen him interviewed.

I struggle to like Rachel Reeve

 

[Murdochcat]

He seems to come across quite well whenever I’ve seen him interviewed.

I struggle to like Rachel Reeve

Experienced hand needed - Jeremy hunt or Rushi Sunak would fit the bill and have confidence of the city

 

[fillyboy]

He seems to come across quite well whenever I’ve seen him interviewed.

I struggle to like Rachel Reeve

I'm not familiar with him or seen any interviews, but he seems to be considered a safe pair of hands.

 

[noseall]

Kier, is too cautious around the media. The whole confidence in Rachel Reeves issue was entirely of his making (unless he is getting rid of her).

Bojo was much better at communicating with the Press. Kier doesn't come across as normal and the press have him on the ropes every time. They hijack his agenda and he gets angry. Just makes him look like he's shifty.

Some people are much better at lying and more comfortable lying. I've seen posters on here type bare faced lies and not bat an eye. I guess it's a Tory/RWR thing.

 

[Brigadier]

Experienced hand needed - Jeremy hunt or Rushi Sunak would fit the bill and have confidence of the city

Puppet, you mean

 

[noseall]

Puppet, you mean

I see what you did there - trés clever.

 

[carmanmemoranda]

Experienced hand needed - Jeremy hunt or Rushi Sunak would fit the bill and have confidence of the city

They had their go, look what they did !

Let's not go back to that, we have just managed to change course

 

[motorbiking]

Some people are much better at lying and more comfortable lying. I've seen posters on here type bare faced lies and not bat an eye. I guess it's a Tory/RWR thing.

I thought you were a socialist. Guess the above is just another Lie from Noseall

 

[noseall]

I thought you were a socialist.

I am, in a non-political kinda way. I like the idea in any case. The more I see of Tory greed and RWR lies, the more socialist it makes me want to be.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Helium Keir always sounds like he's scripted. He's not got the best timber to his voice, no.

Timbre?

Maybe you're right. He does sound a little wooden.

 

[fillyboy]

Keir Starmer's completely hypothetical guide to sacking someone called, say, Rachel

MAKING someone redundant isn’t easy for any manager. But if you’ve no other option with a colleague called, to choose a name at random, Rachel, here’s how to make it as painless as possible.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

MAKING someone redundant isn’t easy for any manager. But if you’ve no other option with a colleague called, to choose a name at random, Rachel, here’s how to make it as painless as possible:

Sack Rachel by email

Criticised as callous, but avoids a meeting and a letter so is undeniably efficient. And since Rachel was full of cliched managerial *******s about ‘efficiency’ while cutting public services immediately after everyone voted for the opposite, she can hardly complain.

Have a colleague present

If sacking in person, the presence of a colleague gives you a witness if what was said is disputed. Or she turns violent. I’ve enlisted Wes, who is an ambitious little **** who loves seeing his colleagues fail so very much the spirit of my Labour party.

Prepare a s**t sandwich

Inserting bad news between two positive things is a good way to soften the blow, eg: ‘Rachel, you’re always on time for meetings. You’re fired. Your personal hygiene has thankfully never been an issue.’ Warm, sympathetic and caring.

Audit her CV

Lying on your CV is grounds for instant dismissal. If the Rachel you’re dealing with is anything like the entirely fictional Rachel I’m imagining, there’s strong evidence she exaggerated her seniority in previous financial jobs. Open and shut. Generously offer not to mention it on her reference.

Search for other sackable offences

Sexual misconduct is right out, with that haircut. And Rachel, who I stress is a notional figure, is never openly racist. It’s the one thing separating her from the Tories. However, even the boring ones can never resist pathetic crimes like stealing toilet rolls. Kindly tell her you don’t want to get the police involved.

Buy a personalised leaving gift

You may feel guilty about sacking Rachel, if you still suffer from troublesome emotions. A personalised gift shows she is valued, so get her a Toblerone with ‘Rachel’ on it. They cost £10.95, but that’s nothing when it can be claimed on expenses.


Get home CCTV

Regrettably, it’s not unheard of for disgruntled ex-employees to attend the homes of former colleagues to exact revenge. She may look like a mortgage advisor, but they’re exactly the ones you see in the Mail chucking paint over someone’s car. Advise your Rachel it will all be filmed and shown on the news. Also that Special Branch will shoot her.

 

[noseall]

Pat McFadden, odds down to 2/1 as Rachels replacement.

Eastenders?