How many can you think of?

markie · 24 Apr 2006

His wrists were sore with the handcuffs so he SPONGEd some CREAM off Mr KIPLINGS who was a right FAIRY..

TraineeSpark · 24 Apr 2006

but it was just as well he didn't get sent down, otherwise, by now, he would be takin it up the CHOCOLATE DONUT

vokera80e · 24 Apr 2006

notb665 said:
I heard about this bloke, he got arrested for stealing puddings.

cos" His real name was "Sweeney Todd" and they was full of body.....

notb665 · 24 Apr 2006

Did he get his just desserts?

Brightness · 24 Apr 2006

Oh yes, Mr Whippy was on the jury and made sure he got sent down

toffee · 24 Apr 2006

brightness,
and dont forget mrs whippy..lash..ings of cream

hermes · 24 Apr 2006

toffee said:
brightness,
and dont forget mrs whippy..lash..ings of cream

She's a right old tart.

Brightness · 25 Apr 2006

hermes said:
toffee said:

brightness,
and dont forget mrs whippy..lash..ings of cream

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She's a right old tart.

Goes by the name of flora - I believe the stork has visited them more than once ....