How to install a Macerator

[just pumps]

Dont recommend testing with puke. I fitted (under protest) a replacement macerator for a friend of a friend a couple of years back. It was one of those jobs where you get a huge sense of deja vu, small WC compartment under the stairs, in a particular street. It turned out, they also knew someone I used to know, and my former acquaintance had dragged me round to their house a few years previously to look at a 'blocked toilet' after his dear (now ex) wife, had got herself plastered, honked her guts up and blocked said WC. I took one look and realised what the issue was, and politely declined any further involvement.

Pretty sure it hadn't worked after then until I fitted the new unit, a number of years later.

Any idea what within puke could cause the macerator to block Hugh.

 

[mattylad]

Large carrot lumps?

 

[Mottie]

Chicken bones......

 

[Mottie]

Pubic hair......

 

[Newboy]

Large carrot lumps?

Chicken bones......

Pubic hair......

This isn't just vomit, this is M&S luxury vomit

 

[Hugh Jaleak]

Any idea what within puke could cause the macerator to block Hugh.

Honestly, no idea. I wasn't going to bale the pan out to find out either, left that for her old man to do! Anything could have gone down that pan, the state she was in.

Pubic hair......

Definitely wasn't that. (She didn't have any as I later found out, when she made a pass at me....)

 

[dilalio]

Definitely wasn't that. (She didn't have any as I later found out, when she made a pass at me....)

She sounds like my kind of girl
And, based on your further information, confirms that @Motman wasn't suggesting it was "her own" pubic hair!

 

[mattylad]

Maybe thats the reason.
She has no pubic hair because she cut it all off and chucked it in the macerator loo

 

[dilalio]

Maybe thats the reason.
She has no pubic hair because she cut it all off and chucked it in the macerator loo

Erm... My imagination is more sordid than that... And involves a "queue"

 

[durhamplumber]

Erm... My imagination is more sordid than that... And involves a "queue"

Doggin?

 

[Hugh Jaleak]

She sounds like my kind of girl

One of those girls where you dont look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.....

 

[dilalio]

One of those girls where you dont look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.....

Hey! I'm a plumber... Forget stoking the fire, I just dive in, hold my breath and start doing the Breast Stroke...