What do you think?
Her: "Hello, did they do yours aswell?"
Me: "Yeah they did"
Her: "Two of ours got done, 3 other houses on our street and some others round the corner"
Me: "Yeah I know. How is your eldest? She was upset wasn't she?"
Her: "She's OK, thanks."
Me: "Oh good, your first car and stereo is a big thing at that age, isn't it?"
Her: "Yeah it is."
Me: "I find it upsetting 'cus you work hard and try to live right, and some bugger comes onto your drive in the middle of the night and gets in your car".
Her: "Er, yeah"
*pause*
Her: "Well, I reckon it was the gyppos."
Me: "What? What gyppos?"
Her: "You know, gyppos"
Me: "How do you know?"
Her: "I reckon it was."
Me: "But how do you know?"
Her: "Well it probably was."
Me: "But what basis do you have to say that?"
Her: "Well, who do you think it was? I think it was the gyppos."
Me: "But you can't say it was them when you have no evidence, there aren't even any round here"
Her: "Gyppos. Who do you think it was? I reckon it was gyppos".
Me (exasperated): "Nah, I reckon it was the n i g g e r s"
Her: "*gasps* You can't say that."
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "It's racist"
Me: "And saying it was gyppos with no basis or fact isn't?"
Her: "I reckon it was gyppos."
*long pause*
Me: "OK. Forensics said to wash the powder off with a mild detergent"
Her: "I guess I better do that then".
Her: "Hello, did they do yours aswell?"
Me: "Yeah they did"
Her: "Two of ours got done, 3 other houses on our street and some others round the corner"
Me: "Yeah I know. How is your eldest? She was upset wasn't she?"
Her: "She's OK, thanks."
Me: "Oh good, your first car and stereo is a big thing at that age, isn't it?"
Her: "Yeah it is."
Me: "I find it upsetting 'cus you work hard and try to live right, and some bugger comes onto your drive in the middle of the night and gets in your car".
Her: "Er, yeah"
*pause*
Her: "Well, I reckon it was the gyppos."
Me: "What? What gyppos?"
Her: "You know, gyppos"
Me: "How do you know?"
Her: "I reckon it was."
Me: "But how do you know?"
Her: "Well it probably was."
Me: "But what basis do you have to say that?"
Her: "Well, who do you think it was? I think it was the gyppos."
Me: "But you can't say it was them when you have no evidence, there aren't even any round here"
Her: "Gyppos. Who do you think it was? I reckon it was gyppos".
Me (exasperated): "Nah, I reckon it was the n i g g e r s"
Her: "*gasps* You can't say that."
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "It's racist"
Me: "And saying it was gyppos with no basis or fact isn't?"
Her: "I reckon it was gyppos."
*long pause*
Me: "OK. Forensics said to wash the powder off with a mild detergent"
Her: "I guess I better do that then".