My mate Dave reckon's he can tighten a wheel nut just by sitting on it. Personally I think he torque's through his arse.
I had to stop playing golf with my friend…
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My mrs has a rare condition where her face is completely allergic to Max Factor and No.7. You couldn't make it up
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It must be my Essex accent!
I took some cracking bird out for an expensive slap up meal. I really wanted to impress her as I wanted to get into her knickers
so I asked for the most expensive wine.
"Can I suggest a bottle of Château Lafite-Rotschild 1869 sir" the waiter said.
"bollöcks to that" i said "bring me some new stuff"
I took some cracking bird out for an expensive slap up meal. I really wanted to impress her as I wanted to get into her knickers
so I asked for the most expensive wine.
"Can I suggest a bottle of Château Lafite-Rotschild 1869 sir" the waiter said.
"bollöcks to that" i said "bring me some new stuff"
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This year Jonathon Ross is to sing Mistletoe and Wine as a charity Christmas song. The P.C brigade are dreading the bit where he puts logs on the fire.
